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Power outages

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Puss in cement boots"

End the Winter Blues

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

100 best beheadings

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Nick Cave

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

CEO Bonus - 'Those in favor of my exhorbitant bonus say 'aye'. Those opposed say, 'Good heavens, I've been shot!'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Tom's last day.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Death takes a holiday.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

Closed Thursdays.

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"