Darkness Escapist T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that speak to the darkness escapist's soul. Fun, stylish, and cleverly witty, these tees are perfect for those who love embracing the night with humor and style.

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Huddling Lampposts

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation. mockup

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week." mockup

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

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'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.' mockup

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

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'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.' mockup

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

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'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.' mockup

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

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'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.' mockup

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

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Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday." mockup

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

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Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

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'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?' mockup

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

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'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?'' mockup

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

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'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.' mockup

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

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"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

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