Evening Escapist T-Shirts

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Bo're'droom

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Tree house.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Building in the countryside

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Go Back to New York

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

A woman reads a romance novel.