Date Night Escapist T-Shirts

"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

Bo're'droom

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Love Trap

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."