Date Night Escapist Pillows

"Do you have ANYTHING that will help me survive another 2 hours of him droning on about football, cars and his ex-relationship?"

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

Bo're'droom

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Heart to heart talk.

Film Lovers.

Romance

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Lovers.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Pet Owners' Date Night

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."