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Can't you just text me..?

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

End the Winter Blues

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

100 best beheadings

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Nick Cave

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

Tom's last day.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Death takes a holiday.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."