Dark Arts Enthusiasts Prints

Can't you just text me..?

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

End the Winter Blues

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

100 best beheadings

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

Tom's last day.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Death takes a holiday.

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

Misery lit...

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"