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How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

100 best beheadings

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Film Star Robert de Niro

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."