Dark Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

"Does this make us bad parents?"

The palliative puppet show was awful. The end couldn't come soon enough.

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

'You'd better sit down, I have some bad news, Mrs Burton...It's about your late husband...Whoops!..'

NHS very direct - 'You have a terminal illness and you are going to die. Thanks for your call...'

"I got hot."

Hospital cleaner unplugs life support machine for her vacuum cleaner.

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

'We're going to start without him.'

'He just snapped.'

"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."

He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

Uncanny. Like the weather girl was speaking directly to him, and him alone.

Unfortunately for Larry high-rise living favored the hunters.

Tom's last day.

'You think you've got problems!'

'This is my Grandma Ethel. That'll be 500 bucks, sir.'

"False alarm. It was just a telemarketer."

Holding on by a branch.

'I told you your brother was full of it.'

'Lemonade And Kidneys'

"He had great health insurance."

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'

"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."

Horse Rider

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

"He's selling life insurance."