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Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

"Does this make us bad parents?"

The palliative puppet show was awful. The end couldn't come soon enough.

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

'You'd better sit down, I have some bad news, Mrs Burton...It's about your late husband...Whoops!..'

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

NHS very direct - 'You have a terminal illness and you are going to die. Thanks for your call...'

"I got hot."

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

Hospital cleaner unplugs life support machine for her vacuum cleaner.

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

'We're going to start without him.'

"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."

'He just snapped.'

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

Tom's last day.

Holding on by a branch.

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

'You think you've got problems!'

Uncanny. Like the weather girl was speaking directly to him, and him alone.

"False alarm. It was just a telemarketer."

Unfortunately for Larry high-rise living favored the hunters.

He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

'This is my Grandma Ethel. That'll be 500 bucks, sir.'

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

'You wonder what the world would have been like if you were never born?...'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

Wild fruit

Execution Fairground Attraction

"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"He had great health insurance."

'Lemonade And Kidneys'

'I don't like the look of tonight's Aurora.'