Dark Web Adventurer Gifts

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Hot Towel Web Service

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."