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Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WiFi Signals

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Binary Man

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Pop up begger.

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'