Dark Web Explorer Gifts

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

I'm not paranoid. . . just well informed.

The Darknet starts right here.

"The postman's been, have you been buying on the dark web again?"

Evolution.

Obsession with the Internet.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Silver Surfer.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Computer spying.

Cartoon computer

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Information Security

Web cams. Web scams