Dark Web Adventurer T-Shirts

"I got it off the dark web."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Binary Man

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."