Dark Philosopher Pillows

Grim reaper climbing a death mountain in Iraq.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"I don't think so."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I know how you feel.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Duelling personalities.

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

Colin thought he looked pretty good for forty-two.

"Posthumously yours."