Shadow Philosopher Pillows

'That poor boy is afraid of his own shadow.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

Creativity

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I know how you feel.'

Quiet!

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

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