Deep Philosopher Pillows

"I'm just tired of being me. . ."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Paul Ree

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"