Danger Humor Gifts

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Safety Barriers

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'You forgot the product label.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Athlete

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Save the bacon,

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Dual Airbags

Caution Falling Rocks

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I took a short cut.'

Falling Rock Zone

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

"The finale should be good"

Penguin in a life jacket.

Speed Limit

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."