Dam Builder Fanatic Gifts

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'