Dam Builder Extraordinaire Gifts

'Wow! I'd like to shake that beaver's hand!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Gracie's baby toys.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Children's Imagination

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"...and you'll appreciate the convenience of our office locations -- especially the one on the George Washington Bridge."

'I leave in three weeks.'

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

"Don't look now. I think we've got company."

'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

NOW you tell me you don't want children?

'He's tough - he's not giving an inch.'

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

'Thanks for grounding me,dad. It gave me the time to build the sportbike I've always wanted.'

Hoover Dam. And these controls open the dam's sluice gates. Draining wheels.

'Teaching us Creationism is one thing, but making us build an ark in Design & Technology is a bit much.'

Miraculous Architecture

'This day is just going from bad to worse!'

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."