Dam Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Lifesaver!

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Spaghetti Rave"

A family playing in the sea

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"I propose we go with the second option."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Freddie's water

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

Children playing around a water pump

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Closed Thursdays.

'I think therefore I ham.'