Dam Architect Gifts

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'So what have you been up to?'

Swing

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Constructing your own prison!

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Switchback Playground.

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Fish Food

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Hamster.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Diplo

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'Show off!'