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'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'