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'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

David Hockney

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Kissing Prompt

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

David Hockney

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Turandot

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

David Hockney

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Tarnhelm

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Sir, they must have known we were going to storm the castle --- It was already weather-proofed!