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"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

"...and you'll appreciate the convenience of our office locations -- especially the one on the George Washington Bridge."

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.

'Wow! I'd like to shake that beaver's hand!'

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

Tremendously Teddington

'The Bricklayers Arms'

"You've been so busy with your boat that you let our flood insurance expire, Noah."

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."