Dam Designer Pillows

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Kissing Prompt

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Turandot

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

Tarnhelm

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

Legends of Hold Music