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"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Deadline

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Took On Too Much

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Monday around 9PM.