Daily Juggler Pillows

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Work/Life Balance

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I had to skip my workout."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

Stressed over time management

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Monday around 9PM.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'