Daily Dose Juggler Pillows

Round the Clock

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Time to do it in!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

Heavy Data Load.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

'There's no need to feel awkward about taking a holiday.'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

'What's procrastination?'

Excuse a Day calendar.

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Candies and diet pills

'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."