Dietary Requirement Juggler Pillows

Gluten Free, Wheat Free, Fat Free, Dairy Free, Soy Free, Sugar Free, Recyclable, Sustainable Cupcake

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Everything's gone up."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Sometimes I get the crazy feeling that he blames us for the budget overrun."

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'On my salary, microeconomics is all I can afford.'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

SOARING BILL

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Funky Chef 1

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Am I an additional cost or an incidental expense?'

Round the Clock