Daily Task Juggler T-Shirts

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Deadline

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Overworked

"Time to do it in!"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

In and Out Trays

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Accounting: In/Ouch

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'