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Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Brickie's Mate

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Overworked

"Time to do it in!"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Accounting: In/Ouch

Multitasking

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'