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Flexible Working

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Multitasking

Accounting: In/Ouch

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Doo inc..can and no can.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Working mother

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Getting things done.

Office Woman

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.