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"Does this make us bad parents?"

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'Gimme like whattayacallit...'

'We must be great parents...our children all hate us.'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."

'Son, you'll never be anything but a bum.'

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'I'm too busy son - go and ask your search engine.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

Oops.

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Really? My dads cry all the time.'

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

"We're done with Baby Einstein. We're on to Baby Bruckheimer."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"If you don't hurry up, you're never going to be the first openly gay anything."

"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."

"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"