Dads Mugs

"Does this make us bad parents?"

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'Gimme like whattayacallit...'

'We must be great parents...our children all hate us.'

"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Son, you'll never be anything but a bum.'

"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."

'I'm too busy son - go and ask your search engine.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"I wasn't nervously hovered around enough as a child."

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Oops.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

'Really? My dads cry all the time.'

The Remfords sense that the rebellious teen years have arrived.

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Lullabies for parents

Tip-Top toys

"I can't get through to him. See what you can do."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."