Cynical Comic Collector Pillows

". . . And will you love and honor each other until old age poverty drives you to suicide?"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You've changed."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Inaction Figure

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"