Man sees vending machine, 'Liberty and Justice For All ... 50 cents.'
Cynical Comic Lover Pillows
Add a touch of dark humor to their space with pillows embroidered with witty, cynical sayings. Comfortable and hilarious, these pillows are ideal for their lounge or reading nook.
'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'
'I have no faith in Congress! That's why I'm reelecting my douchebag congress man.'
International Women's Day
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."
No-Work Orange
"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
"Have you been playing dice?"
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
Window Treatment
'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'
The Food Chain
65 Million Years Ago
"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"
"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
"I figured out how to raise my grades."
Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.
"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."
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