". . . And will you love and honor each other until old age poverty drives you to suicide?"
Cynical Comic Collector Mugs
Discover mugs that speak the language of the cynical comic collector—funny, sarcastic, and full of personality. These clever mugs are perfect for starting their day with a witty twist.
Batman at the Maternity Ward
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
"You've changed."
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 29
'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'
"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."
'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'
The Family Joules: Part 22
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
"Robin, lay off the KFC."
'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'
This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.
Atomic Bear: Part 13
"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"
A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth
"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice
"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."
We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.
Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart
'It's a 'graphic novel.''
'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'
"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"
Inaction Figure
"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"
Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.
Cynical Comic Collector Mugs Collection
Cynical Comic Collector Pillows
Invite humor into your home with pillows featuring clever and cynical comic-inspired designs, perfect for any comic enthusiast.
Cynical Comic Collector Prints
Decorate with prints that blend comic art and sarcasm—ideal for the cynical comic collector with a sharp sense of humor.
Cynical Comic Collector T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts that suit the cynical comic collector—bold designs packed with comic-inspired wit.