Cycling Comic Gifts

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.

"I'm much better at exercising caution."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."