Cycling Comic Pillows

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bicycle sat nav.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"To maintain good cardiovascular health, you should aggravate the cat three to five times daily."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Drunken cyclist

"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take the bus?!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

It appears his GPS isn't working properly.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Lincoln Lane

"I'm much better at exercising caution."

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

Potential Undesirable Side-Effect of a 'Car-less' Society.