Cycle Wit Pillows

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Czarcasm

Doggone

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Paper Boy

'He never listened to his mother!'

Knitted Kitty.

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Death Watch

Happy Office

'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'

"No one is denying that you're smart. For that to happen someone would have to say you're smart."

La Tour 2007.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'Be a friend.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'