Cycle Wit T-Shirts

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"This stool shall pass."

Doggone

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Czarcasm

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Knitted Kitty.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Paper Boy

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

Death Watch

'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'

"No one is denying that you're smart. For that to happen someone would have to say you're smart."

Happy Office

'Be a friend.'

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

La Tour 2007.

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'