Cybrarian Gifts

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Travelogue

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Artificial hearts.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

Robot about to eat a battery

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Computer Virus

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Computer password.

"I am fully functional again!"

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Cyber Sexual Harassment

The Computer takes a drinks break.

"How are you feeling today?"

Mitt-Bot's Amazing Origins

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

Cellphone Heads

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."