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Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Travelogue

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Artificial hearts.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

Robot about to eat a battery

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Computer Virus

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Computer password.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

The Computer takes a drinks break.

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"How are you feeling today?"

Cyber Sexual Harassment

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Testimonial from cyberspace.

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

Cellphone Heads