Cybercrime Story Lover Gifts

Computer Downloads.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Paper or plastic?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

Robot Robber

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Handcuffs.

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Make it look like an accident"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Fingerprint Show

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.