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Computer Downloads.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Robot Robber

IT security.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Handcuffs.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Make it look like an accident"

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Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Here's the the Hackers

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Museum. So the thieves got past us with a few items, it's not like the stuff was new.

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"