Cute Cub Fan Gifts

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Breakfast surreal.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I wish I could hug you."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

The Worst Date Ever

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.