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"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Breakfast surreal.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I wish I could hug you."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Tuxedo company.