Cub Cuteness T-Shirts

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Baby rocks!

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"He started teething this morning."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

Cute Yellow Bear

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Good Ole Babies

Teddy Bears

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

"You've been in here too long, Kevin. You've got cubism."

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

Rubik's cubicle

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"Oh crap, he's figured out how to weaponize his cuteness."

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

Pablo Picasso

"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."