Cute T-Shirts

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Sorry

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Baby face

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

Raccoon notepad

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"We're going to be late."

Teddy Bears

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'We're making a fortune: I told you nobody can resist a Kitten & Puppy calendar!'

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

'Life is wooferful...'