Cute Pillows

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Cat Towels

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Sorry

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Baby face

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'Don't worry, Finnegan... it doesn't matter how you answer the questions in a job interview. Every time they ask you something, just tilt your head sideways in that adorable way you do and they'll be putty in your hands...'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

Raccoon notepad

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Teddy Bears

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

"We're going to be late."

'We're making a fortune: I told you nobody can resist a Kitten & Puppy calendar!'

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

Hell's Kitties

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."